In Episode 58 and the season 3 finale of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, Producer Kendall celebrates the first back-to-back championships in league history with a lyrical undressing of 2nd place finisher and definitely not above the Tetas, Peter; it’s not gay if it’s your bro. ZBreezy tops off the Trade Messiah with his first musical appearance on the pod before hosts Nic and Alex get on their knees for the champ in a season-finale reminiscent of those villa nights. To our 30-75 listeners, we thank you for rocking with us this season, and until next time: stay mediocre (unlike the champion and GOAT, Producer Kendall).
 
Producer Kendall’s “Lock of the Week”: GOAT (6-10 in Picks, 11-6 in fantasy; back-to-back champion)

In Episode 57 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, Alex calls the league to action with a heartfelt plea to do away with relegation. In the spirit of Festivus, the guys participate in a group therapy session airing out their grievances and working towards a common goal: inclusivity and minimizing crash outs over fantasy. A sick Producer Kendall forgoes what is likely to be his final Champion’s Corner, instead crediting his Tetas’ inspirational and improbable return to the Fantasy Finals. Christmas traditions and a much-tighter-than-expected race for last place round out what some are calling the Mediocre Podcast’s “Come to Jesus” moment. Happy Holidays from the Mediocre boys!

Producer Kendall’s “Lock of the Week”: JT over Kendall (6-9 in Picks, 10-6 in fantasy; in the Finals)

In Episode 56 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, we welcome our first (and only) sponsor to the show: Ray with Manta Ray Networks. Obese French women and a questionable male-only hot tub soak rule this mediocre appearance, but things get spicy when the guys ask Ray a question on everyone’s mind: what’s the USVI barge scene like? Later on, Daddy Yanick announces he’ll never be able to sleep 8hrs again with an adoption update for the ages. With the playoffs upon the league, some pod members handle results better than others as host Nic melts down like Michael’s kid in 2 years. Congrats Michael and Alex, definitely keep your kids away from Nic and JT when they get released from fantasy prison.

Producer Kendall’s “Lock of the Week”: Alex over Kendall (6-8 in Picks, 9-6 in fantasy; #3 seed)

In Episode 55 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, it’s do-or-die week for several members of FAM with playoff aspirations. Nic goes sober-curious on a recent trip to the USVI, while Alex questions why Nic wouldn’t take advantage of the ability to drink and drive down there. FAM After Dark is in full effect with Alex sharing his newfound coke habit before Producer Kendall waxes poetic with a stream-of-thought Champion’s Corner. The final segment includes nothing noteworthy whatsoever, definitely no major life-changing news from anyone. This is Rocket League! 

Producer Kendall’s “Lock of the Week”: Ryan over Kendall (6-7 in Picks, 8-6 in fantasy)

In Episode 54 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, fantasy football takes center stage as the guys go in on JT’s yoked team a la the side of Kevin Patullo’s house. With the margins for playoff spots thinning, every scenario is meticulously analyzed like Nic with players’ trade values (10+ hours/week, but he doesn’t care about fantasy). Twenty-five trade offers later, serial trade grapist TamBreezy sets the Champion’s Corner ablaze with a direct response to ScarBreezy’s copper-selling hit “The Red Button.” Many are calling it the best diss of all time! Alex defends his best-ever 88 on the golf course before the guys sign off on another steaming hot pile of (Michael’s team) episode. Nice shot!

Producer Kendall’s “Lock of the Week”: Zack over Kendall (6-6 in Picks, 7-6 in fantasy)

In Episode 53 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, the guys settle back in after a tumultuous few weeks with topics ranging from Turkey Day traditions (McDonalds?) to why Nein is not the future in Minnesota. Producer Kendall finds the next great talent at Mediocre Records with the debut of SNODBreezy’s hot single “Turkey Day Rap” in this week’s Champion’s Corner. With the fantasy playoffs just around the corner, predictions are made and Alex asks why not him? The answer: Nein. Happy Thanksgiving from the Mediocre boys.

Producer Kendall’s “Lock of the Week”: JT over Kendall (5-6 in Picks, 7-5 in fantasy)

In Episode 52 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, the guys navigate fallout from last week’s nuclear detonation on trade graping. Alex breaks a record for quickest back-to-back WTF worthy moments before Nic hops back on the Eagles (defense) bandwagon. After pressing the Red Button last week, ScarBreezy and KDot return with an audio olive branch for FAM: Lo Siento and Villa Nights. It’s the dog days of the season, so predictions are absolutely sub-mediocre after the break where the guys instead shoot the breeze about anything but football. Whoops!

Producer Kendall’s “Lock of the Week”: Ryan over Kendall (5-5 in Picks, 6-5 in fantasy)

In Episode 51 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, controversy surrounding convicted trade grapists Nic and JT engulfs FAM in this 7am episode. Host Alex celebrates his birthday with another cancel-worthy performance, confirming a disturbing truth: his interest in self-cannibalism. In a timely Champion’s Corner, ScarBreezy returns to the booth along with KDot to push The Red Button after the league’s trade grape epidemic reaches a fever pitch. Mediocre predictions and BBQ talk round out what may just go down as a top 50 episode in the history of this podcast. Team8s trash.

Producer Kendall’s “Lock of the Week”: Buck over Kendall (5-4 in Picks, 5-5 in fantasy)

n Episode 50 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, the boys talk about a big L for the podcast as mediocre celebrates its 50th episode. FAM visits uncharted waters with the first interview for a new member since Brett’s casting couch debacle; Tom tries to explain why branding a poor girl makes him a good fit for this group in the midst of hard-hitting questions from all sides. In a special Champion’s Corner, Producer Kendall reminisces on mediocre beginnings with hosts Nic and Alex before Kendall calls out Jayden Daniels for being a p****. Until the wheels fall off, This is Rocket League!

Producer Kendall’s “Lock of the Week”: Alex over Kendall (4-4 in Picks, 5-4 in fantasy)

In Episode 49 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, Alex leans in to his curious side going cannibalistic before NBA and golf talk gets this podcast back to its roots. Later, Nic is put on trial in fantasy court for a questionable trade with record-tying last place manager Michael before Producer Kendall brings Nic to the Champion’s Corner for a behind-the-scenes look at how mediocre gets cooked up (cannibal style). Some trash picks and something about Carson Wentz round out what’s sure to go down in the record books as a mid-af episode. Yes!

Producer Kendall’s “Lock of the Week”: Ryan over Kendall (3-4 in Picks, 5-3 in fantasy)