Todd and Matt reminisce about failed extreme football leagues past. Is there still a lingerie bowl?

Matt's got an addendum to “Talking to Your Kids About Heaven”, as Viva worries about the soul of her stuffed puppy. Does Cool Pope Francis have a loophole? Then we turn to “Scary Clowns and Filthy Elmos” as the Dads learn with horror that Viva has a secret imaginary friend that's a whole circle of hell down from her ghost friends Caleb! (CAAALEBB!!!)

Are you doing your Amazon shopping through our support page at paternitypodcast.com? Matt is, as he integrates his favorite action figures into his daughter's games of “Princesses in Lava Land”.

And finally, in the “Boop Bop Beat”, Todd succumbs to the siren's call of Twitter masochism, and “Trump Syndrome” turns him into a short tempered monster of a father, who conditions his kids to lie and hide things!!!

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