Election Day 2016 is upon us and somehow we couldn't find a way to fill a whole episode with political talk... We do hear from the people and try to make people's lives better, so we're basically ideal candidates. In this episode we vote, run for office, expose R.L. Stine and global warming, make a food replicator ultimatum, conjure furniture, lay down the law on Christmas decorating, and rank Rory Gilmore's suitors (including Wolverine!).

Talking Points:

• Matthew's bank woes! (00:00)
• Global warming hoax exposed! (03:47)
• Election amnesia! (09:21)
• First time you voted! (12:27)
• Food replicators or else! (19:50)
• Don't Touch That Day! (26:59)
• Easy meals! (30:15)
• Apartment/house shift! (35:07)
• Work/life/gaming balance! (41:13)
• When to Christmas! (48:28)
• Dean, Jess, or Logan? (53:54)
• Dean, Jess, or Logan? revisited! (1:01:35)
• Last-minute cancelled shows! (1:07:39)

A huge thanks to Laura Hammond for the art, Bensound.com for the music, this week's contributors for contributing, and you the listener for listening. Subscribe on iTunes, share our sampler, and consider contributing on Patreon. See you next week!