Prude Is The New Pervert

I never thought I’d be able to top Snitchard for bizarre, shocking sexual stories, but today the unimaginable happened.

By trying to be a good “American-Christian” teenager, keeping my lustful thoughts at bay, I’ve turned into the most perverted person in modern society.

It turns out, the best way to be scandalous to degenerates like Snitchard and Andy is to just…not have sex. Just goes to show how twisted modern society is!

Truth-bending like this, and more, in today’s episode!