"I guess you didn't know it, but I am a fiddle player too..."

- Ben has a life hack for a free a margarita.

- Ben requires arbitration on his mum’s birthday text.

- We discuss safe words and staying clear of people with clipboards.

- We reminisce about the lost art of squeezing a text into 160 characters.

- Nobody proposes post-wedding ‘f you’ cards for the worst guests.

- We discuss Nobody’s husbands boarding school experience.

- Nobody asks what sports shouldn’t be sports?

- We discuss Michael Phelps’ incredible medal tally and speculate wildly about how he’d kill you.

- Nobody wants grocery packing in the Olympics and an expert flyer lane at airports.