Today we talk to the money man himself, Warren Buffett. The WB's record as an investor is impeccable. He eyes a successful business like a construction worker eyes a passing blonde (Of either sex! Just calm down). But how does he do it? What do you need to get to the next level as an investor? Well, first of all it doesn't hurt if your a down-home folksy Midwesterner. Keep things simple and high calorie. That seems to be Buffett's message. Don't go Duck a l'Orange, go sirloin steak, seared, side of french fries and a soda.  Other Buffettisms we include in this episode are why you shouldn't sell the farm, you should buy it, farmers included. Just make sure you hire a good midwife to help with the birthing, animal and otherwise. 

Bell also talks about the potential pitfalls of a silent retreat and why he just can't quite the New Age Movement. 

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