"I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed"

- Ben is perplexed by the settings on his dryer.

- We still haven’t forgiven our friend Alex for shooting an unarmed man in the head, fourteen years ago (in a videogame).

- We discuss ending a relationship and immediately regretting it.

- Ben feels closer to Nobody after their recent apartment inspection.

- Ben needs an impartial judge for his competition conundrum.

- Ben wants to find the best way to eat spaghetti and meatballs.

- Ben attends a cheese experience where his family puts the chef in an awkward position.

- We discuss old people who don’t realise they’re old and people who live to work.