So how do you cover a scoreless draw after a 2 week bye? No idea but we tried. What were the issues we saw this week? When is Edward Lowen returning? Don't know because nobody covers MLS like baseball and football.

If you ever wondered what the real difference between EPL, Premier League or La Liga, just watch the recap on YouTube of Inter Miami vs. NY Red Bull. That'll show you.

Also, tip well at restaurants because you never know what they'll stick in your mashed potatoes on the next visit!