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 Andy "Brink" Brinker loves extremely extreme inline skating, and nothing else. But when his crew's rivals--corporate sellout team, the "X-Bladz"--challenge Brink and his friends to an elaborate obstacle course race in the middle of the school day during the longest lunch period ever, things go awry, and Brink realizes that he may have found the solution to his family's money problems. Before he knows it, Brink's life is filled with lies, secrets and several prominent homoerotic moments (there were 10, I kept count). Will Brink be able to help his family out? Will his friends ever forgive him? And will sk8ter boi Val ever kiss him? Like, come on already. Piss or get off the pot.