This is Richard. Billionaire. Car wash mogul. The kind of boss who thinks clapping counts as leadership and jet fuel is a personality trait.

In this episode, Richard invites his top lieutenant on a private jet. What follows is a masterclass in power trips, precision scheduling, and a level of ego that makes Chad look downright self-aware.

It’s real. It’s ridiculous. And unfortunately, it’s just the beginning.

Oh—and wait until you hear what his car wash empire is called.

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