We've decided to take up residence in Spookytown again this week, as It takes on The Thing in this continuing Very Real Tournament. Which horrifying mass will be victorious? Will either of these shapeshifting opponents even know who to fight? Will this podcast make any sense at all? There's only one way to find out!

Important Talking points: Trust Issues, Fear: The Ultimate Flavor, The Most Mouths, Getting Dunked On, Record Scratch