Very Real Tournament

Here we are ladies and gentlemen: the final episode of Very Real Tournament. For the Finale, the boys are taking you on one last wild ride as they decide the winner of the fifth and final Tournament.We love and appreciate all of our fans. We're going to miss making this podcast for you. We hope that we've been able to brighten your day every once and a while over the last three years. Thank you for listening.Important Talking Points: The Ballad of the Cold Spaghetti, A Brand New One-Off Segment! A Giant Sword of Yesterday's Bread, Powered by Quilli, The Wahlburgers Economy

It's time once again for the Very Real Tournament Tournament to commence! To celebrate our number one fan, we've named the Regions after him! This week the Boys tackle The Jeremy Region, which has competitors will power levels that are all over the map. Some own vast amounts of property and have unlimited funds, some have time travel, while others can wield the power of the Ghostean. And because it's tourney time, you know things are going to get out of hand. Important Talking Points: The Realies, Good Luck trying to Kill Water, Harness the Power of the Ghostean, The Wahlburgers Wahls of Fame, Another Happening in the Bathroom

This week on V-Card T, the boys finally give Joey everything he ever wanted, but at a great cost to himself. They all sat down and watched hours of these Power Rangers ripoffs so that he finally had someone to talk to about them. Who will come out on top? The teen trio with the annoying talking dog, the alien with a jewel in his forehead, or the literal children with some not so spooky monsters as their babysitters? Remember: whoever wins, we lose. Joey most of all. Important Talking Points: Entering Joeys Domain, The V-Card Troopers, A Very Special Guest Interview, Heading to the Virtual Cigarette Store, Karen-borg, Missing Dad Website: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: [email protected]

This week on VRT, the Boys are trying to bring their references and content up to the current day, so get out of here old movies from 10+ years ago! The teens want to talk about stuff that's current, not what old fogeys like Corey are into. They've also decided to break their sacred vow to keep fights small and focused by doing a fight with 14 participants! The dysfunctional superhero family known as the Umbrella Academy is taking on The Seven and their army of lawyers and PR personnel from The Boys! Things get wacky, things get bloody and the Shrek-ability factor for this episode goes THROUGH THE ROOF.Important Talking Points: Getting Hip with The Teens, Ranking By Shrek-ability, Important Tentacle Uses, The Train-force, The Norbit AcademyWebsite: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: [email protected]

This week the VRT Boys are taking everything to the MAX as Mad Max and his Pursuit Special take on Max Payne and his excruciatingly slow dives. Which of these "insane" widowers will get the upper hand in the gas less apocalypse that we're currently careening toward? Also, will Nick be able to secure the gig of a lifetime? Find out right now!Important Talking Points: Hollywoods Actual Bad Boys, The Flaming Guitar Auditions, Make sure to Carpool in the Apocalypse, The Sad Boys, Swallowing the LocketWebsite: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: [email protected]

This week on VRT, the Boys are diving back into the dumpster once again to discuss the battle between two stupid top-secret organizations. The highly trained, but normal(but their mouths move and they speak English to each other?) Dogs from Cats and Dogs and the highly trained, but normal (but can speak English and talk to humans?) Guinea Pigs from G-Force. You came for the fight and the goofs, but you'll stay for the uncovering of a massive conspiracy that's been right under our noses this whole time.Important Talking Points: Diving Into the Dumpster, Charged with Science, Joey's Ideal Mate, Producer Duties, Gerbil-spiracies Website: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: [email protected]

This week on VRT, the boys have set up a fight between two of the most unlikely charcters to ever enter the tournament! Renowned actor Daniel Day Lewis is battling himself this week as both Bill "The Butcher" Cutting from Gangs of New York and Daniel Plainview from There Will Be Blood. And let's go and get this out of the way, on this episode of VRT....there will be blood. See? Did it.Important Talking Points: Acting!, Who Directs the Director?, Smeeo, F***ing the Earth, Quail Bucks, The Emergency Bowling PinWebsite: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: [email protected]

It's finally time for the Re-Tournament! The Boys have been brought back together after several months of not having to watch any bad movies to watch some bad movies and discuss the battle between two jump master supremes. Michael Fassbenders Callum Lynch/Angular DeNerd is emerging from some CGI fog to fight a bronzed up Jake Jump-enhaals Dastan in the ultimate platforming fight!

 

Important Talking Points: Times are Regular and Nothing's changed, Keeping the Madness on the Court, The Jumping Contest, Too Much Past in Your Blood?, Nick's of Future Past

 

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It's finally time for the Re-Tournament! The Boys have been brought back together after several months of not having to watch any bad movies to watch some bad movies and discuss the battle between two jump master supremes. Michael Fassbenders Callum Lynch/Angular DeNerd is emerging from some CGI fog to fight a bronzed up Jake Jump-enhaals Dastan in the ultimate platforming fight!Important Talking Points: Times are Regular and Nothing's changed, Keeping the Madness on the Court, The Jumping Contest, Too Much Past in Your Blood?, Nick's of Future PastWebsite: www.vrtcast.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/veryrealtournament/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/vrtcast/ Twitter: www.twitter.com/vrtcast YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGApDqDdgFD0DvaGdrlcdhA Email: [email protected]

This Week the boys didn't eat a whole lot since they're too busy being good diet boys, but they've still got stuff going on: Nick's body is going through some major changes, revenge is being exacted on Joey and Collin did not spend his day preparing for the podcast.Important Talking Points: Getting Powered Up, Bone Claw is Ready, Stealing Joey's Lunch, Hot Dog Sauce