If you love a good dating fail, you're going to want to check this out. It all started with making a joke about water balloons and condoms, what could go wrong? Well, it turns out, quite a bit… apparently. He accidentally hits his teacher in the head with his shoe when she told them she couldn't see without her glasses. The guy locks the door to his shitty car, what were they going to steal? You are so funny!!!! This kid got sweet revenge on a lady who kicked his dog, with gnomes 🤣. I'm all about funny retaliation. MEL I miss you! They live in an upscale HOA neighborhood and put plastic pink flamingos in her neighbors yards. They kept throwing them away, so she took them from the trash and put them back in the yard. I died laughing. He took his new girlfriend to the Red River Gorge in Kentucky to camp, for real camp, no glamping here. They drank, had some sexy time, then it hit… bubble gut. When you gotta go, you gotta go! Yes, even if you're on a lovely camping date or staying over at your significant other's house for the first time. Sometimes, nature calls at the most inopportune moments. I give you all the dirty details on these stories and others in this week's episode!  

Content Warning

I discuss drinking, condoms, funny accidents, lady kicks a dog, sexual references, poop and diarrhea accidents. I swear, no F bombs though.

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Sploosh

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My shoe

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Why did you even lock it?

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The Gnome

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I love you Mel

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And Now you know

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Did you just take a…

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