What started off as a pretty innocent story took such a nonsensical turn partway through that it has embittered and angered us forever. And it's not even the part about a king's creepy wife-hair doll obsession, or stealing healing birds from needy babies. In episode 57 of "What the Folklore?" we read "Kate Crackernuts."

Suggested talking points: ​Creepy hair dolls, chicken lesbians, worst bread parts, egg-based languages, the Chik-Fil-A Bunker, noticeably unnoticed, go where the people aren't, dusting for magic, pot no surgeon, carpe yesterday, how you Cronkite, the Fault In Our Sta-a-a-a-a-ars

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