"You gotta keep 'em separated"

- Ben gets judged for using bar soap.

- Nobody is left without toilet paper in the work bathroom.

- Ben previews the videogame Squat Ops.

- We get asked a direct question and immediately go blank.

- Ben gives Nobody a lesson in urinal etiquette.

- Nobody discovers her views on bathroom windows are not shared by those around her.

- We’re conflicted about the appropriate way to appreciate a sexy dance routine.

- We discuss the perils of answering a phone call in an echoey room.

- Nobody had the best weekend of her life at PAX and is still chasing that high.

- Lana Del Rey married an alligator tour guide and Ben feels mislead.