OMG, the babysitters are snowbound! And they’re very very surprised by this, despite extensive weather forecasts warning them about this exact situation! We had so much to say about this one that we couldn’t fit it all in one episode, so this is part 1 of 2. Will the babysitters die of hypothermia and/or embarrassment? Stay tuned!

On today’s agenda: a tragic lack of mole people; Kristy negs her way into the Stoneybrook News; important fashion history facts; a brief glimpse of panties; a lot of ambient shrieking from Esther’s neighbour kids; sibling psy ops; late-breaking news about Vivaldi; advanced romance-quashing techniques with Nannie; Dawn’s mom breaks out the swear words.

Our theme song is ‘The Incredible Shrinking Larry’ by Matt Oakley on the Free Music Archive.

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