"Drive boy, dive boy, dirty numb angel boy."

- Ben doesn’t understand baby oil.

- Nobody recounts the glow in the dark lube escapades from her honeymoon.

- Ben wonders if Nobody is okay after a few too many questionable incidents lately.

- Ben has yet another run in with his old nemesis, traffic lights on his way to a concert.

- A recent article about a man with three penis’s makes us wonder if there could be some truth to our historical figure cinematic universe.

- Ben discovers an escalating prank war in the Tropical Judge’s courtroom.

- Nobody asks would you take ten extra years of life in exchange for getting hit in the nuts every day?

- We discuss the worst day to relive over and over and how we would spend our days in a time loop.

- Nobody poses a question about imaginary hat’s, designed to give you insight into someone’s psyche.

- Ben is intrigued by the choice of Katy Perry’s ‘Hot N Cold’ as the theme song to MasterChef.