It's Tiger's birthday and Touching Base is back. However, Will deFries is not. We talk about Will's extensive travel schedule and Dillon's latest column all about Will's opulent lifestyle. We also talk about America's dream and nightmare neighbors- including someone who made both lists. Plus, "The Bachelor" is back next week and we'll be talking about it with a stand-alone podcast in this feed. Get ready by joining the PGP official ESPN "Bachelor" Fantasy League.