A bunch of things from high school we don't want our kids to partake in, a list of the most annoying phrases you hear around the office, whether or not chili is a soup, and the origins of the name "Touching Base," and an explanation for why Dave and Dillon have never seen 'Hardball.'

(5:25) Why Dillon & Dave Have Never Seen 'Hardball'

(15:16) Shitty Things We Did In High School

(39:23) Apartment Weirdness

(47:30) Is Chili A Soup?

(57:18) Most Annoying Office Phrases and Origins of the "Touching Base" Name

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Micah is rattled because his Monday started with a series of peculiar events, a 'Worst Weekend' story that highlights the dangers of partying with college girls, and a bunch of movies we want to see remade (including Braveheart, The Sandlot, and Mighty Ducks).

(2:15) Micah is RATTLED

(11:20) Worst Weekend Story: Secondhand Anxiety

(37:20) Nostalgic Movies We Want Remade (Braveheart, The Sandlot, and more)

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Dave tells a hometown real-life ghost story, we answer the listener feedback we received through Instagram (http://www.instagram.com/touchingbasepodcast), and we dissect the 'Flaunt Your Wealth' Challenge that's big in Russia and China. We also dabble in This Weekend in Fun with Producer Dan.

(0:00) Fun & Easy Banter

(11:48) Listener Feedback Thursday

(33:25) The Flaunt Your Wealth Challenge

(49:20) Dave Tells Us A Real-Life Ghost Story

(1:18:58) This Weekend In Fun

A Worst Weekend Story from The Far Hills Race (aka The Hunt) in New Jersey, Dave and Will's dogs finally meet, and some "Real or Fake?" Vice Headlines with Phil from Club Cool.

(0:00) The Water Has Gone Bad

(6:15) Dave and Will’s Dogs Finally Met; Designer Dogs

(18:30) A Worst Weekend Story from The Hunt

(35:28) It’s National Nut Day

(38:00) Real or Fake Vice Headlines

We talk Dave's new mustache, Dillon's calves, and for some reason, a lot about kangaroos. Plus, This Weekend In Fun.

(9:15) There Has Been An Attack on Randy

(17:25) Dillon's A Leg Guy

(29:01) Bully Appreciation Week

(31:55) Jacked Kangaroos and Our Bid To Buy One

(49:48) Dave's Mustache

(1:03:58) Dillon's Birth Week

It's time for another round of listener voicemails and we've got some great questions about famous people, Touching Base-themed beers, and scotch. Plus, Will explains his tardiness and we talk about Elizabeth Warren and Dillon's Native American heritage.

After a big weekend for the squad, we're back in the stu to chop it up. Micah comes in hot with a list of attacks levied against him by the hosts of Touching Base. We also talk about the crazy things we do for out dogs and Conor McGreggor's passing skills.

We answer a few hotline calls abut chicken on pizza, Instagram hashtags, and the math and burden of cutting the cord. Plus, it's a big day for Will, as he's finally able to change his twitter avi. You know that if it's Thursday, it's time for This Weekend In Fun.

Fall is here and we're all over the map. We're talking pumpkin spice hummus smoothies, Dillon's hat game, cold-weather brunch drinks, and Kodak Black.

We debate an age-old question, Bloodies vs. Mimosas, talk about the newest memes on the internet, and rep our man KTway.

(0:45) Dillon Made Some New Style Choices

(11:07) Bloody Marys vs. Mimosas

(27:31) This Weekend in Twitter — Vice, Matty B, and ICP vs. Limp Bizkit

(43:07) Touch Nation Won A PGA TOUR Tournament