In this day and age, spoilers are everywhere. If you don't see it, hear it or smell it on day one, someone will tell you everything about it on day two. An The Worst Adults are sick of it! So they broke into Skywalker Ranch and stole the script to Rogue One: A Star Wars Story so that they could spoil it first*! And... well... you're going to be disappointed. This episode is filled to the brim with Star Wars goofs, plot holes, social commentary, shallow character development, way too many Forrest Gump impressions, and morals about data safety. Enjoy!

Talking points:

• The perfect heist! (00:00)
• Womp rats! (09:00)
• Death Star doomsday! (12:42)
• Spoilers! (12:42)
• Hype! (20:07)
• Our hero Sharon! (23:38)
• Archie the arm-less architect! (27:34)
• The Sound of Music planet! (31:01)
• Pickin' on Stormtroopers! (33:44)
• Space elves in space barrels! (38:35)
• Pizza slingin' and Empire betrayin'! (43:02)
• Team building! (47:16)
• One huge anticlimax! (52:35)
• Lesson 1: Bureaucracy sucks! (56:05)
• Lesson 2: Don't skimp on security! (1:01:56)

As always, we'd like to thank Laura Cooper of the webcomic XP for our show's art,  Bensound.com for our outro music, and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, or becoming a TWAIkNtributor!

*To any Disney/Lucasfilm lawyers who might stumble upon this we'd like to be clear that this is obviously not true... To our listeners we'd like to make a winking gesture when said lawyers aren't looking.