For this amazingly awesome episode of The Squeeze, Tyler faces off against Dwayne The Rock Johnson at Wrestlemania while Michael literally does nothing because this is the last chance he’s going to be able to with the Cardinals’ updated COVID schedule. Speaking of the Cardinals, they get to return to playing baseball (finally), meanwhile the Reds come down with the COVID bug. There’s a whole lot more controversial stuff happening with pitchers on the Indians and old people are getting angry over young baseball players doing awesome stuff. Mookie Betts, Mike Trout, and Fernando Tatis Jr are literally doing everything this year, and the Dodgers are doing good things, plus they have a good baseball team. Don’t say mean things with a mic next to your face. Also Juan Soto.