The Squeeze Baseball Show

On Episode 85 of The Squeeze, the boys try to make sense of the current labor negotiations, they discuss the hottest, most poppin'ist news around baseball, they rate the top third basemen going into 2022... as well as something else of gargantuan proportions.

On the latest episode of The Squeeze, the boys get YOU caught up on legitimately all of the pre-lockout news we could remember! What is Rob Manfred doing? Will the lockout end anytime soon? And most importantly, did the steroid era save our great game?

In this week's episode, we've got some negotiation news, congratulatory words for guys who deserve it, a word on the hall of fame, our all-time baseball movie character draft, and some free agency predictions!

On Episode 82 of The Squeeze Baseball Podcast, the boys get down & dirty with some free agency predictions AND rumors. We see the return of extension heaven, and the boys take time to ponder the mysteries of the universe.

The boys are back in town...? In the studio? Let's not get into the semantics of it all but the Squeeze is back and better than ever! The boys recap the season that was, discuss the playoffs up until the WORLD FREAKING SERIES.. and so much more!

Episode 80 - The Lost Episode... May Edition? by Tyler Merkle

WE ARE BACK! Baseball has returned to the United States of America, and it’s the greatest thing to happen ever.To our friends in Canada, you gotta wait, but that’s okay, because you put gravy on your french fries: also Canada, who puts milk in a bag? What is that madness? In the world of baseball, Tyler is super hype about older news surrounding Francsico Lindor, while Michael legit can’t believe what happened with Miguel Cabrera and a blizzard, seeing as how he’s so pale he blends into snow sometimes. Benches clear all over the NL Central, and that’s ironic because the division is weaker than my hamstrings (they are notoriously weak, like Drax’s turds are notoriously huge). I have worn a polo everyday for the past month and I don’t know what to do with myself. Also Georgia #politicsinsports

We would just like to begin this episode description by saying: tacos are legally a vegetable, and no we will not be providing context nor a competent defense. In the world of baseball, let’s just say things are getting *warmer* but like because everyone is in a hot place with either a lot of alligators or a lot of sand--the sand is making Anakin Skywalker really f*ckin pissed right now. Tyler goes into the intricacies of why COVID is real and Aubrey Huff is the dumbest man alive, and Michael explains why Fernando Tatís Jr was given a ton of money (I’m pretty sure it’s opposite in the episode, but I’m going to defend that as hard as I’ll defend the taco as a vegetable thing). By the way, Johnny Damon decided to drive drunk and that’s a no-no, Jose Canseco decided to try and be incredibly relevant and it fell hard like he did in the Barstool Fight, and A Rod and JLo are going through a big old R-Problemo (we can abbreviate, too). Someone let Zack Greinke hit and run the bases. Ryan Braun has bug eyes--this is known, we just reiterate the fact.

Repdigits are a thing you should look up, because that’s what this episode of The Squeeze is. Michael and Tyler both have to take cholesterol pills now, but not because of any major heart problems, just because of the fact that the CARDINALS ACQUIRED NOLAN ARENADO AND THEIR HEARTS CAN’T STOP FLUTTERING OVER THE FACT. In return for this bountiful harvest, the Colorado Rockies get a singular chip, a tissue, and a penny, but more on that in the episode. People on the internet are incredibly fun to play around with, especially those who are as*holes #followusonInstagram. JT Realmuto is heading to a city full of bells, which just sounds lovely, almost as lovely as the amount of cash he’s getting to do so. Trevor Bauer has so much money now that he’s making a fourth Expendables movie where he’ll star as both the hero and villain (it’s an artistic interpretation, let the man experiment). Curt Schilling is big mad because they did something he’s not a fan of: counting all the votes. MLB is trying to do some stuff that the rest of us don’t like, so the player’s association is telling them to stop in a very firm manner. Fernando Tatis Jr is doing something really cool! Mickey Callaway is a terrible person.

This episode is gonna be a f*cking long one bois, because we have EVERYTHING to talk about from arbitration, with over 90 contracts from just that alone. Michael and Tyler embark on this brave endeavor, doing so completely free of any mental reservation, except the nagging belief in Tyler’s mind that there won’t be enough complimentary tacos to sustain our journey. Michael is a college boi again, and dear lord he’s terrified about it, but probably not as terrified as the owners of the Diamondbacks and Giants, who donate money to people who want to carry guns into places where guns are not allowed (those people are *ssholes). Some pretty good contracts outside of arbitration were signed, trades were made with who else but the Padres, and Trevor Bauer has a music career that we’re happy didn’t pan out. Curt Schilling is not a good person, and we’ll defend that statement in court. STOP SEXUALLY HARASSING WOMEN