Repdigits are a thing you should look up, because that’s what this episode of The Squeeze is. Michael and Tyler both have to take cholesterol pills now, but not because of any major heart problems, just because of the fact that the CARDINALS ACQUIRED NOLAN ARENADO AND THEIR HEARTS CAN’T STOP FLUTTERING OVER THE FACT. In return for this bountiful harvest, the Colorado Rockies get a singular chip, a tissue, and a penny, but more on that in the episode. People on the internet are incredibly fun to play around with, especially those who are as*holes #followusonInstagram. JT Realmuto is heading to a city full of bells, which just sounds lovely, almost as lovely as the amount of cash he’s getting to do so. Trevor Bauer has so much money now that he’s making a fourth Expendables movie where he’ll star as both the hero and villain (it’s an artistic interpretation, let the man experiment). Curt Schilling is big mad because they did something he’s not a fan of: counting all the votes. MLB is trying to do some stuff that the rest of us don’t like, so the player’s association is telling them to stop in a very firm manner. Fernando Tatis Jr is doing something really cool! Mickey Callaway is a terrible person.
