WE ARE BACK! Baseball has returned to the United States of America, and it’s the greatest thing to happen ever.To our friends in Canada, you gotta wait, but that’s okay, because you put gravy on your french fries: also Canada, who puts milk in a bag? What is that madness? In the world of baseball, Tyler is super hype about older news surrounding Francsico Lindor, while Michael legit can’t believe what happened with Miguel Cabrera and a blizzard, seeing as how he’s so pale he blends into snow sometimes. Benches clear all over the NL Central, and that’s ironic because the division is weaker than my hamstrings (they are notoriously weak, like Drax’s turds are notoriously huge). I have worn a polo everyday for the past month and I don’t know what to do with myself. Also Georgia #politicsinsports