We would just like to begin this episode description by saying: tacos are legally a vegetable, and no we will not be providing context nor a competent defense. In the world of baseball, let’s just say things are getting *warmer* but like because everyone is in a hot place with either a lot of alligators or a lot of sand--the sand is making Anakin Skywalker really f*ckin pissed right now. Tyler goes into the intricacies of why COVID is real and Aubrey Huff is the dumbest man alive, and Michael explains why Fernando Tatís Jr was given a ton of money (I’m pretty sure it’s opposite in the episode, but I’m going to defend that as hard as I’ll defend the taco as a vegetable thing). By the way, Johnny Damon decided to drive drunk and that’s a no-no, Jose Canseco decided to try and be incredibly relevant and it fell hard like he did in the Barstool Fight, and A Rod and JLo are going through a big old R-Problemo (we can abbreviate, too). Someone let Zack Greinke hit and run the bases. Ryan Braun has bug eyes--this is known, we just reiterate the fact.