Our story choices this week were largely resting on a percentage calculation of there being a boat in the story, which lead us to some interesting places concerning a kind of gender-swapped Thumbelina, and his friend (or relative?) Thumblejourney MacKinnerny. We're reading "Thumbling as Journeyman."

special thanks to Cory and Laine of http://newworldwitchery.com/ for sponsoring this episode!

Suggested talking points: Story Haggling, Drift Compatible, Krang Mom, Xtreme Preemie, The Borrower’s Railroad, DEFCON Poohbear, Surgically Dismembering a Wolf, A Penis Fight to the Death, Salty Snails, The Tiny Child Concept, Tarantino-Murdered

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