Yeah yeah yeah you know by now that this is a description for this brand new Nintendo 64 episode of The Squeeze, but do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Tyler knows, but he won’t tell Michael because Michael needs it for the dangerous Destroy-The-Cubs-Inator he’s been inventing. For some reason, the San Diego Padres are hitting all of the Grand Slams and making all the trades that would normally occur in a 162 game season all by themselves, and the New York Yankees are buying large quantities of bandages and gauze because literally everyone on their team has decided to get hurt. The bois decide to go over who they believe are the best Angels of all time, and we’re not talking Jesus ones (although a magical book from Utah tells me those are important, too). Jose Abreu can hit some dingers, and his teammate Lucas Giolito can throw some baseballs. Civil change and justice is super duper important. Also _____.