"You'll believe God is a woman"

- Ben doesn’t want people to think he’s crying at dumb movie moments.

- Nobody is holding space for Wicked.

- Ben faces a conundrum at a Thai massage parlour.

- Nobody reveals how she’d get around without legs.

- We pitch Michael Bay‘s next blockbuster: Tom Hardy Vs. The Kraken.

- We swap crazy Tom Hardy stories.

- Nobody’s car breaks down and a man with fat fingers shows up to fix it.