With just over a week to go until Opening Day, panic sets in across the Rockies land as Jon Gray's abdomen gives us one more reason to curse our fortunes of having been sentenced to a lifetime of never having nice things. But seriously, what does it mean for the rotation? And how is Nolan Arenado actually human? Hitting over .600 isn't human.

Beyond those two big storylines, we discuss Trevor Story and the potential to wait on starting his service clock in the big leagues. And finally, we tackle a subject we know you've been waiting for us to tackle: DRAKE. LAROCHE.