Our story this week, "The Witch and Her Four Sons," is a little more straightforward as they go, but the Perennial Question keeps looming over our heads, the one that has baffled philosophers through the ages from Socrates to Zoltar machine from Big: "Why Any?"

Suggested talking points: Raptor Granny, Dirk Toe, Salmon Party Tricks, Tumblr Squaws, Boy-Band Braves, SlapChop Murder Spree, The Best Beefo, Corpse Stump Soup, Clamshell Roofie, Demonic Foot Fetish

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