We are two episodes away from the greatest number to ever exist ever, so fittingly both Tyler and Michael will do what they normally do: play and lose at basketball against a golden retriever for a Disney Channel Original Movie. How do these things relate to number 67? Don’t ask questions that we don’t know the answer to. We’ve received breaking news from the world of baseball: the Astros are still absolute trash. Umpires make us angry, many home run records have been broken, a Will Smith not from a town called Bel-Air mashed some baseballs, and a bunch of other baseball things that you may or may not enjoy depending on your fandom or your star alignment or something. Y’all remember when Chevy Chase wasn’t racist? Good times.