Ash took on a secret side mission to watch and recap the 75th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards so you don't have to sit through it yourself.

A 2+ hour ceremony has been deftly condensed into 54 minutes of live(ish) coverage, with a heavy focus on who is divorced from whom in the audience, who should have won each award, and where you know the presenters from because you sure as shit won't have seen many of them in anything recently.