Listen, we give a warning in the description of every episode, but it is especially necessary for this one. Adult content ahead. Consider yourself warned.

In Episode 69, hosts Alyce and Laura delve* into the dirty debauchery of Star Wars news, recaps, trivia in an effort to probably scar you for life.   

• Alyce rocked her test! So let’s take a shot! Yay, Alyce!
• One man’s Sarlacc is another man’s feisty butthole.
• “Book of Boba Fett” is too many words to say so it’s “bobf” now. We don’t make the rules. Anyway here’s the “Reign” teaser.
• Disney may have just narrowed down the premiere date for Andor-And/Or What. But in the age of COVID, deadlines are more like guidelines, so take it with a grain of salt and a shot of tequila.
• Laura is not allowed to see Frozen on stage. Not for pervert reasons.
• Alyce has Thanksgiving Day traditions and it involves parades and dogs and *checks notes* crying?
• Deadline announces our live-action Sabine Wren (allegedly). What do you think?
• Can someone send us the Star Wars issue of Empire Magazine? It wasn’t online anywhere when we recorded.
• Recap on Tap: Short and Sweet Edition. Laura is struggling with Thrawn Ascendancy Book 2 and Alyce is preparing to balance The High Republic with The Wheel of Time books. Best of luck to them both.
• A very special, on-theme voicemail from our friend Aris. In this context, “special” means sexually explicit. Strap on, friends. IN, sorry. Strap in.

Helpful links referenced in this episode:

• On the 11/17 episode of The Jedi Way, Rocha and Laura break down the essential Anakin/Ahsoka episodes of The Clone Wars
• Laura talks Schmoedown, Mando and Thrawn with Bryan on the 11/24 ep of Pink Milk
• Brennen Marr and Laura talk about droids in the 11/19 ep of Page Turners They Were Not

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*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!