Sometimes, instead of getting mad, you just have to admire the creativity involved in your kids' epic messes. Because before we had kids, we had no idea how many ways there were to flood a bathroom floor.

0:33 Aurie forgets our podcast name

5:36 Chocolate covered sister

7:40 The Great Lego Boat Flood Of '17

10:44 How much does a water-logged toilet paper roll weigh?

14:44 The missing step in teaching your child to take a shower

18:36 How to side-tackle a toilet

20:55 Bathtub tsunami

24:39 The importance of explaining why only fish get flushed

27:13 Fantastic listener nail polish story

31:38 Aurie's book idea: What To REALLY Expect When You're Expecting