On the seventh episode of Much Review About Nothing, we review The Emoji Movie (2017). Again, we must point out that we haven't seen the movie. That is 100% not a joke. Everything we know about the film comes from the trailer, reviews, articles, and our own biased preconceptions. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: Have we stumbled onto a misunderstood masterpiece? Does the Emoji Movie draw heavily from the works of Nietzsche and other great philosophers? Are you truly successful if Disney hasn't bothered to rip you off yet? Is it possible for a joke to be too funny? But most importantly, when are you going to forsake your old, tawdry beliefs and embrace the one true religion: Emoji-ism?