My fart diverged, I knew it would,
And sorry I had taken that stance
And had that fart, long I stood
And looked down at my chair as far as I could
To where it flapped in my underpants 
 
Welcome to Hashtag Embarrassed, where the awkwardness never ends, even when you have to go to work! Speaking of having to go to work, and this is a real long shot, but if anyone from Five Below has forgotten about what we've already said about them, and also what we said in this episode, give me a call bb let's get some ad revenue going ;)