"Knock-knock-knockin' on Heaven's door"

- Ben follows Drake’s lead and invites 25 Miss Universe contestants to the show.

- Nobody gets sick and tries to text God.

- Ben wonders how the ongoing Leongatha mushroom trial has affected beef Wellington consumption.

- We debate soup versus stew and the coolest foods to get caught eating.

- We consider which of Ben’s friends would be the most likely to eat him.

- Nobody recounts the time Agatha Christie went missing and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was recruited to the case.

- We make plans for the true crime podcast in the event of Nobody’s murder.

- Nobody struggles to find a moniker for her mum’s dead partner.

- Ben is shocked by the people who ask how his dad died.