This week, we go vacationing in the British countryside at 1973's Horror Hospital. Michael Gough plays a wheelchair-bound madman with a diabolical scheme to lobotomize unsuspecting guests into an army of slaves. Jason and Judy must escape with their minds intact. On this episode: transvestite fist fights, non-rape intentions, hairy holidays, slave gymnastics, Bond-villain monologues, interchangeable motorcycle guards, a machete car, beheadings, and getting ahead on the backs of others.