What if you found a magic piece of paper that would give you whatever you asked for? That sounds pretty good, right? Now what if that piece of paper was connected to the most passive-aggressive ghost who ever existed, who went out of his way just to make sure you knew how much effort he put into it? Maybe not as appealing. This week's story, "Lars My Lad," gives us a peek at what that might look like.

Suggested talking points: Plato's baby fairytale cave, pork and starburst, boat sense, scooby doo meet cute, sleep-wishing, ye olde TMZ, secret king handshake

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