There are a few things that we as upright citizens cannot stand for: The marginalization of the queer community by religious zealots, and the fact that no one seems to realize that Leonardo DiCaprio only date 20 year olds. First on the chopping block is Ted Haggard, who had a little incident in 2006 that was totally out of the blue and no one could have predicted it. The second person we're taking to task is Leo, who seems to be magically forbidden from dating women outside the age confines of 18-25; there's a chart and everything! Lift your hands to the lord and stay horrified.

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