"You might as well be farting, farting with a walkman on"

- Nobody farts on some joggers.

- Ben asks Nobody a hypothetical question about dead people, a year in the making.

- We play the ‘who feels more dead?’ game.

- We field an offer to have New Zealand’s preeminent porn star Layla Kelly, on the podcast.

- Ben orders a train ticket and instead gets showered with K-Pop merchandise.

- Ben makes his annual Activate Your Read Receipts Day PSA for 2025.

- We taste test and ponder the origins of OKF water.