A wise old man once told me to write the description for Episode 71 of The Squeeze Baseball Podcast, and I told him to go to hell and then had him institutionalized, because ain’t no man telling me what to do! *z-snaps* Vanessa Hudgens and Cole Tucker confuse Tyler, who is working on the dev team for Minecraft 2, and Michael, who is trying for the never-before done second Eagle Scout award. Meanwhile Theo Epstein decides to take a break from baseball of his own accord, while Robinson Canó takes a break because he got caught cheating (again). Many baseball people are doing naughty things in countries that are not the United States, and people are actually being signed by baseball teams, which actually gives us baseball content to talk about thank God. Michael is a Hufflepuff, Tyler is Slytherin. Louie LL Cool J (this makes sense in context trust us). Steve Cohen is nice and shiny and full of money.