Sometimes it's best to think outside the box. Especially if your box is the bubble that is America. This week the Worst Adults are trying to spice up this great melting pot of ours (or wherever you are) with some foreign flavors. Along the way they do some bad French accents, take a nap, reinvent speed limits, think about birds a little too much, and try to free up some of that mental RAM we fill with useless stuff like sales tax and daylight savings! Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome to the future!

Talking points:

• Climbing ropes! (00:00)
• Plastic food! (05:43)
• Scrubbing the Statue of Liberty! (07:54)
• Everybody's the janitor! (14:58)
• Sales tax! (18:47)
• No more tipping! (22:16)
• Fill your brain RAM with birds! (25:54)
• Nap terrors! (32:00)
• Scare more kids! (35:12)
• House shoes! (41:26)
• The limits of speed limits! (43:10)
• The root of all disease! (48:27)

As always, we'd like to thank Laura Cooper of the webcomic XP for our show's art, Bensound.com for our outro music, everyone who contributed to this episode for contributing, and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, or becoming a TWAIkNtributor at patreon.com/theworstadults!