"We could fall in love in new shapes"

- Ben takes aim at the Macquarie Banking app (also known as a bap) and it's mysterious $ button.

- We make it rain coins at Australian strip clubs and design a range of jeans with dick windows and taint periscopes.

- Nobody uncovers a Lynx body spray scandal.

- We discuss the Mother (definitely not Monster and we’d never suggest otherwise) energy drink relaunch and other similar shake ups.

- Nobody has some strong opinions about ‘scarf season’.

- Nobody gets a new cat.

- Ben struggles with his cat sitting duties.

- Rodney takes a stroll through the skinhead district.