Adam and Matthew were born 18 days apart in May of 1987. Which makes this a landmark month as our hosts are now entering their fourth decade. That landmark of course is they are SO OLD now. With this fresh awareness of their own mortality and still no idea what being a proper adult looks like, they celebrate turning thirty the only way they know how... by talking at each other on this podcast. This week they talk about dietary issues, put away childish things (just long enough to get some work done), get around to telling you the truth about where babies come from, dissect another Tim McGraw ditty, and try to win Joe Rogan's Fear Factory! Maybe 30 is going to be okay... Talking Points:

• Earle Grey in, Rockstar out! (01:28)
• Restaurant gripes! (04:29)
• Denny's and lawn bowling! (08:48)
• Needing glasses! (12:31)
• Health supplements! (15:02)
• The birds and the bees and the boats! (18:18)
• Tim McGraw's "My Next Thirty Years"! (22:47)
• Clean livin'! (34:57)
• House plant skin care! (36:36)
• Treat Yo' Self! (38:43)
• Finding the silver lining! (43:41)
• Closing song! (50:57)

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