Well folks, it's happened again. We prepped for a proper episode about something real, but then let one random comment derail us... So here's hoping you dig the idea of rebooting Harry Potter in America and subsequently who would play who! Along the way we crush it in the casting department, sell out a beloved franchise to some big companies, do some pretty weak impressions, and pat ourselves on the back quite a bit... all because of a long lost moped.

(Side note: This does mean you have a little more time to get us your thoughts on modern technology for next week's episode!)

Talking Points:

• Enter the Matrix! (00:00)
• Moped woes! (07:08)
• Criss Angel Mindcage! (09:05)
• The Americanization of Harry! (13:02)
• He Who Must Not Be Cast! (21:24)
• Disney owns everything! (26:11)
• Casting calling! (28:02)
• The Mirror of Resiewdub! (38:50)
• Rapid-fire titles! (39:58)
• J.K. is OK! (48:28)
• Dumbledore in suspenders? (55:12)

As always, we'd like to thank Laura Hammond of the webcomic XP for our show's art, Bensound.com for our outro music, this week's contributors for contributing (even though we did not get to them), and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, or becoming a TWAIkNtributor at patreon.com/theworstadults!