"There's a ghost in me who wants to say, I'm sorry"

- Nobody appreciates the honesty of Bank First.

- Nobody thinks ghosts are more surprising than scary and we consider the best haunting strategy.

- Ben proposes a text message alert system after accidentally texting the group chat.

- Nobody falls on a chain mail sword and we attempt to loophole our way out of being killed by the girl from The Ring.

- Nobody professes her love of the terrible ‘recall email’ feature.

- Ben asks how early is too early to get on a waiting list for an aged care facility.

- Nobody asks Ben how old he feels?

- Nobody doesn’t understand the economy and we plot our way into the wills of ten thousand people.