I put a spell on you…

And now, you’re obese.

Please listen to the people around you before they’re gone forever. This is not a game. We are not joking. Okay love you. Good luck!

P.S.

when I said, “my sister and her stupid boyfriend” I realize that I sounded like I meant that shit. Like I said that shit with conVICtion. I was joking. I adore Larry. I pick on him. I was not being a raging cunt, I promise.