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  • Processing...

    Things are gonna go back to normal after this. I swear. We will have fun again.

    Love you bye.

    34 min
  • ...so funny story...

    Uhhh, well, I tried to Unsubscribe and

    dod not succeed so I suppose I'm back here now. Hello. 👋😊


    Kye Violet

    October 1998 - August 2026


    Didn't end up that way, but a Kye can dream. I can always dream.

    53 min
  • Word games were never my strong suit.

    I feel like there's pasta all over my brain napkin and my I'm trying to keep my square-tire body from becoming infected because of the dead parts.

    How's that? That sound okay?

    1 hr 20 min
  • Episode 140: pt. 2

    Just some corrections:

    1. Opalite isn’t the song where she says, “I’m not a bad bitch and this isn’t savage” that was Eldest Daughter, I believe. Have I  listened to it, no, so I could still be wrong, but I think I’m right this time. Probably. 
    2. Another apology to Kayla Nicole for fucking her name up. Hell. I don’t even know if that’s how she spells it but listen I’m not gonna do research on these people. 
    3. I forgot to do “if this episode weee a song” but honestly I don’t even know if I could give it one. Maybe Bo Burnham’s Welcome To the Internet? 
    4. I think I’m forgetting one. Damn. Something else had to be corrected, I think…. Wellp, no goin’ back now. 😂 Also, I’m like 93% sure this relationship is PR. 
    54 min
  • Episode 140: Numbing Cream

    I have bitched a lot about how there is so much cruelty going on around us and all the news ever talks about is Ariana Grande and Kim K and whoever else is well-known and I still stand by that like literally if I’m watching THE NEWS, I wanna know what’s going on with things that matter. 

    HOWEVER,

    This is not the news. Nobody comes to Unsubscribe for important world updates. Sometimes we really do just need mindless pop culture to kinda numb us for a little while. If should not be a regular thing! We cannot just exist in this numb, mindless state, but if you need a break, here’s a break. I’m gonna talk about shit that really doesn’t matter today. 

    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 139: I like these socks ‘cause they’re GRIPPY!

    Ummmm so I was admitted. Wanna know what my week was like? 

    No?

    Well fine. Go somewhere else then! Damn! 


    UPDATE:

    Brianna messaged me back! She’s so cool! ☺️

    Also, Brittany…. Dude I dropped her stuff off and she was talking to me like we were friends and I was like “no” and she was like “I wasn’t mad about no heat press or money” like NO, BRO. I’m done. I have had enough of this year. My house isn’t even ready for a birthday party yet and it’s in a couple weeks. 😔 It’s my golden birthday and I don’t even know if I’m gonna have a party. 😔

    1 hr 2 min

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