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I'm just goin' through it. I feel itchy, but like, emotionally. I just needed to get that out. Thanks.

I have a lot of really suggestive podcast titles for somebody who is ace. That is rather amusing. I think a lot of people today would say that they themselves are not normal and I genuinely believe that it’s because being abnormal is considered trendy at the moment. Like, do you know how many “NORMAL PEOPLE SCARE ME” shirts I see people wearing lately? The fact that that shirt is sold everywhere and so many people have it just cracks me up because like bro you are so painfully normal. That’s okay!! Your life is actually easier. Embrace your normal. It’s okay. 

So, Maya came to me with a question, and there aren’t many things in this world that I love more than a thought-provoking question. Fuck a present. Do you wanna make me happy? Come to my housewarming party and bring a thought-provoking question with you. 😂

Maya thank you so much for joining the podcast. It was such an honor to have you.

“I’ve got a hundred million reasons to walk away,

But baby I just need one good one to stay.”

Fuck that noise. I’ve got a billion trillion reasons to stay my ass the fuck right here, but give me one good reason and I’ll go.

Is it possible for a big sad to turn into a hypomanic episode? How can I tell if what I'm feeling is an actual feeling or just a stage in a bipolar cycle? Do I sound crazy? Am I being insane right now? Am I not near as level as I thought? I wanna end this loop. If I mess my life up on a whim, at least the groundhog reboot will finally stop. I think the song could be Greenlight by Hayley Kiyoko. Honestly, there are so many Owl City songs that would work quite well. I fell in love with his music because escapism is the whole thing, ya know? I should make a playlist! I'm gonna make a playlist. That'll keep me occupied at work. Oh, yay. *pom poms*

Listen. I wrote this on someone else's behalf. Here on planet Kye, we do not say someone's delightful unless we're being very literal.

Anyway, it was nice to finally get this chorus out of my head. It had been taking up space for too many years.

Thank you. Enjoy your day today. 💜

Okay so update:

I genuinely thought that my friend would get, like, secondhand embarrassment from this like I did not think that she was gonna like it, but she loved it, which was amazing! Here’s the wild thing though. Other people loved it! When I tell you, I did not see that coming… I still can’t believe that. Anyway, believe it or not, (because I still kind of don’t) a few people had asked me to release it as an actual song rather than just a podcast episode. SO, if you are one of those people, I want to say thank you because it’s really cool that you liked the song and I did finally release it is an official song so you can find it anywhere you stream. That’s so weird. XD

Hello. This year is so stupid and I hate it here. I swam to work the other day and boy are my arms tired. 🤭

Well, 2024 is gone. Shit is done. Shit was fast as hell. Iono, man. I'm..... I don't have..... Tune in net time or something, I guess. 🤷🏽😅

I don’t… know… how we ended up here. I feel like I’m going to be dreaming quite a bit.  Sorry we ended on such a bummer note! There’s always next time! 😂🪦

We talk therapy horror stories, the horrors of aging, and we absolutely SHIT on the Alcoholics Anonymous Twelve-Step

Dreams are stressful. Also, here’s more about our neurodivergent experience because we gotta talk about it every time. 😂 We gotta!