We’re headed out to the ol’ pumpkin patch this week for a party thats less “killer” and more boring with THE PUMPKIN KARVER! This movie is bad, isn’t entertaining, features A LOT of misogyny and makes very little sense. It stars Michael Zara and Amy Weber as “teenage” brother and sister who go to a Halloween party for some reason and then their “friends” (who include Minka Kelly) get killed by a guy in a pumpkin mask… maybe. It isn’t really very clear if it was real or a hallucination or something else!